I hate whoever invented...

...period pains.
Truly these are the work of the devil.
And you cant whinge about it, oh no, cos other women manage just fine!
Other women dont feel like someone has put their fist into my uterus and is squeezing and twisting and playing with it, just for kicks, for up to TWO WEEKS before Aunt Flo actually arrives. Other women arent so tired theyre nearly comatose for up to TWO WEEKS before Aunt Flo arrives.
Not to mention how distended my belly is.
And that I cant go home from work even though Im doing NOTHING of value.

I hate that person/entity/'Higher Power' who thought of this.

'splain to me please...

How - when I bought my new supercoolomgwtfawesome Ipod (yes, ive gone to the darkside...and Im finding I quite like it, nay, may LOVE it even), I bought the hardassmothafuckanoshittysoftcaseforme case, has my IPod STILL has got scratched?!!
ON THE GLASS??

What.the.FUCK?

I might have a problem....

.... been having a mediocre day today, pretty bleh, bit of a mood, and the only thing that has put any spring in my step is organising to consume alcohol....
Hmm...
I KNEW this job had driven me to drink.

Leaving is such sweet sorrow...

.. I dont want to go.
I dont want to leave.
I love my little life here that Ive created.
My circle of friends is top notch.
Ive been happier here then anywhere else.
Ive felt more accepted here then Ive ever felt in my life. (Not a difficult task, I know, but still, its huge to me.)
I love the sun, and the beaches, and the people.
I love that theres so mcuh going on here, even though I hardly took full advantage of it.
I could put roots down here...I think I have, and now they are being cruelly wrenched out of the ground and flung far away, without my permission.

There is a special circle of hell...

...reserved for people who hinder me. My boss is at the top of the line. Followed by Australian Immigration. ALL of them.

Computer says nooooooooo..........

The Australian Immigration website dunnae like me.
I dont understand why. Clearly I am lovely. And edumacated. And a law abiding citizen, who only wants to do bad things to Hugh Jackman and Eric Bana - bad 'technically', in a court of 'law' maybe, but oh so good in actuality.
Le sigh.
I want to stay. In the land of sunshine and my great girlfriends.
I WANT TO STAY!



Meanies.

Am I mad?

Im currently considering leaving a stable job in a country I love to go travelling for two months and then live with my parents for two months and develop a new career before coming back to said country for a reason I cant get into but which will be AWESOME, but where I probably wont be able to stay in - actually when I put it like that it seems a pretty great idea... apart from the living with parents bit, but a necessary evil for a couple of months, and the not being able to stay bit. :(

I think I might have my answer. But Im still a little afraid....
But then I wonder should I apply for residency because then I wont have to worry about not coming back?
But then I feel like Im marking time at my current job/life and will never get anywhere new when all my time and energy is spent sitting at a desk all day.
But then I think maybe thats ok, cos I know it will be short term.
But then I think, is it fair to mislead my boss so he sponsors me again. Because I havent told him about awesome opportunity.
But then I think, I havent seen my sister in nearly two years and quite fancy being looked after for a while.
But then I think I may go mad living with my parents again.
But then I think, its only for two months.....